Start 2025 with a Laugh

“I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s game: it’s called an eraser.” — Arnold Palmer

“They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.” — Raymond Floyd

“I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.” — Gerald R. Ford

“Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.” — Roy ‘Tin Cup’ McAvoy

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” — Dean Martin

“Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five.” — Paul Harvey

“Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.” — Unknown

“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.” — Jack Lemmon

“The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.” — George Deukmejian

"Pressure is when you play $5 a hole with only $2 in your pocket."- Lee Trevino